Love Me, I’m a Liberal (Remixed)

(Based on Phil Och’s Satire)


Movements I start on Facebook Causes

On Twitter, I maneuver the trends

Arab Spring was my handiwork

All Girls in the Blue Bra my friends 

I ‘Like’ Occupy Wall Street Page

My rage are my thirty daily updates

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


Hillary Rosen is my ideal worker 

For denying any war on women 

Hillary Clinton is a staunch feminist

Forgiving Bill and chivalrous military men

I am all for equal pay and women’s rights

Just don’t wanna give this system a bad name   

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


Indefinite detention, murder without trials

I love my Democrats for such new laws 

Let protestors get arrested in thousands 

Online petitions my progressive straws

War Economy can be in peacetime now

Obama’s concerns for us certainly shows

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


North Korean rockets and Iranian assets

Enough to assault American freedom

NYPD shoots unarmed black teenagers

Nothing ill I see in our law and order system

Racism’s dead, my president’s above colors

KKK sites operate, but Megaupload must be gone

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


Colonel Gaddafi or Bradley Manning

Who dares terrorize our invincible might

Freedom we love, so freedom we’re granting

We define wrong and right, and freedom’s limit

NY Times and the Nation, views they are shaping

I may want free healthcare, but I ain’t a communist 

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


First lady loves hot couture, and healthy breakfasts

I’m into Vegan diets, Food Inc, and saving animals

Sarah Palin is the rival, Bill O’Reilly talks so crass

Gingrich the molester, Santorum insults Lord Jesus

Battle is set, purpose thought out, victory I shall amass

Reelect Obama: my goal, only a Democrat can be my boss

Love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal


– Saswat Pattanayak, Peoples’ Poet



Author: Saswat Pattanayak

Journalist, Generalist, Atheist, Poet, Lover, Photographer, Communist, Third wave Feminist, LGBT ally, Black power comrade, Peacenik, Anti-capitalist, Critical media theorist, Radical film critic, Academic non-elite…

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